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Total Medals Earned: 909 (From 127 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,480 Points

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Super Norris Advance

Medals Earned: 5/9 (30/60 points)

BALLS OF FIRE 5 Points

Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)

Button Test 5 Points

Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)

Leftorioum 5 Points

Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)

Pit Faller 5 Points

Fall into a hole.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Derp 5 Points

Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)

Texas Ranger 5 Points

Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)

Peacekeeper 10 Points

Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Super SOPA Bros.

Medals Earned: 3/8 (60/110 points)

Star Power 10 Points

Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.

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Fire Power 5 Points

Shoot those censor boxes!

Mushroom 5 Points

Tasty.

1UP 10 Points

Find that secret block...

Kill All Enemies 25 Points

If only killing SOPA was that easy...

Secret Medal ????? Points

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T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Medals Earned: 7/15 (40/325 points)

'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points

Survive 15 seconds without jumping.

One Wrong Move 5 Points

Die by falling off the edge.

Still Alive 5 Points

Stay alive for 50 block-drops

Tetris'd 5 Points

Die by getting squished.

That Was Useful 5 Points

Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.

Well Educated 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial.

Total Showoff! 10 Points

Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.

Competing 5 Points

Submit your score.

Addicted 10 Points

Play the game for at least 20 minutes.

I'm Not Stopping 10 Points

Stay alive for 100 block-drops.

Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points

Jump 50 times in one game.

Dodgelicious 25 Points

Stay alive for 250 block-drops.

Smooth Moves 25 Points

Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.

Ninja 100 Points

Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.

True G4m3r 100 Points

Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

take care of the trees

Medals Earned: 6/9 (50/90 points)

A Blocked Path 5 Points

Talk to your brother.

Home Sweet Home 5 Points

Try to enter the house.

It's Dangerous to go Alone 5 Points

Get the axe.

Pull it! 5 Points

Pull the switch.

Side Effects Include.. 5 Points

Talk to the suspicious caravan.

You Win..? 25 Points

That was a weird game.

Shameless Self Promotion 5 Points

Visit my world wide website.

Fire and Brimstone 10 Points

Burn down all the houses.

Mr. Literal 25 Points

Cut down all of the trees.

Tetraform

Medals Earned: 9/15 (175/405 points)

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike

That Falling Music Game

Medals Earned: 4/6 (20/35 points)

Calm Before the Storm 5 Points

Stop to vibrate :D

Getting Hot 5 Points

Start to vibrate :D

The Storm before the Calm 5 Points

Keep Going!

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Do that again! 5 Points

Play the game another time!

You Rock! 10 Points

Play for a lot of time!

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 5/9 (80/355 points)

Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

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Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

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The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Interview Codex

Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/140 points)

EDD's 5 Points

World

Knowledge Peeker 5 Points

Visit the codex for the first time.

DEAD! 5 Points

there all dead

Hans off! 5 Points

Can't touch this.

HE WOBBLES... 5 Points

but he doesn't fall down

KFC 5 Points

who you call'n chicken?

Knowledge Creeper 5 Points

Visit the codex 10 times.

Knowledge Seeker 5 Points

Visit the codex 50 times.

Mariachi Mang 5 Points

¿Dónde está mi cerveza

only $5 each 5 Points

there you go... good bye!

orsppA 5 Points

???

Paradox 5 Points

Who will interview the interviewmen?

PLEASE HELP! 5 Points

The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.

Psycho? 5 Points

maybe.

Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points

...

Sexual Decapoda 5 Points

Nephropidae

Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points

Cake and apple pie.

The bees Justin... 5 Points

Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?

This is madness! 5 Points

Yes it is.

to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points

that is the ummmm somthing...

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points

HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH... 5 Points

I'm almost done.

FUL of P 10 Points

hhhmmmmm.

Knowledge Keeper 10 Points

Visit the codex 100 times.

THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points

He will always be to me...